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Your name Neil Hyslop 

Who will win the league this year? Crichton have signed Kennedy and Saltys so should be strong again. 

Who will be the most improved team this year? Annan! Wigtown will improve as well.  

Who will be bottom of the league? Dumfries (now Heston) have changed their name but could still struggle.

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? Threave Rovers are always fit and well organised.

Who will score Newton's first goal? Stewart Taylor to break the barren run from the outset and then go goal crazy.

First Newton player sent off and why? Gags - another savage attack on an opposition player's rear end.

Which player will be injured the most? Few candidates here but few can match Soccer. Always struggles on though.

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? Yeah in the para-olympics team. Hope so because his banter is missed.

How many different captains this season? None - we ain't having a captain this year. Means we can't f*ck it up again.

How many games will we have cancelled? Every single game in Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb & Mar will be off.

How many times will Syckes train? Well he been there once already. Maybe surface again before the season ends.

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? Mark! He changes his relationship status on BEBO more than Cloy used to. Probably just cyber sex mind.

What will Kenny lose this year? Kenny is a WINNER and won't lose anything. He has got 'safe hands'.

Funniest incident of the season? Hoss pulls in Ireland AGAIN only to find out he/she was a transvestite.

Your name Gags 

Who will win the league this year? stranraer reserves  

Who will be the most improved team this year? annan   

Who will be bottom of the league? fleet star

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? threave 

Who will score Newton's first goal? garry marshall

First Newton player sent off and why? garry marshall (bad refereeing)

Which player will be injured the most? garry marshall

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? NO

How many different captains this season? 11

How many games will we have cancelled? 15

How many times will Syckes train? 5

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? HOSS 

What will Kenny lose this year? head 

Funniest incident of the season? ?

Your name Socrates 

Who will win the league this year? whauphill berry pickers  

Who will be the most improved team this year? garlieston united   

Who will be bottom of the league? wigtown

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? newton stewart 

Who will score Newton's first goal? fizzle

First Newton player sent off and why? harry fidler for eating a wean

Which player will be injured the most? ian walker the lad is a walking disaster 

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? yes will play with fizzles nether regions

How many different captains this season? a bakers dozen

How many games will we have cancelled? a bakers

How many times will Syckes train? sykes or syckes? already been 1, so my answer is 1 

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? Hoss wae his commercial status 

What will Kenny lose this year? no weight

Funniest incident of season? jimmy rennie coming on at some point

Your name Wulnaldo

Who will win the league this year? threave, crichton or stranraer reserves

Who will be the most improved team this year? wigtown

Who will be bottom of the league? heston or mids 

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? threave always cause a shock in the scottish 

Who will score Newton's first goal? wulnaldo

First Newton player sent off and why? don't care as long as its no me

Which player will be injured the most? ?

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? could feature at some point through the season 

How many different captains this season? 2 or 3 

How many games will we have cancelled? at least 10 

How many times will Syckes train? 5 at a push 

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? whit you havn a laugh both ugly cunts no offence lol 

What will Kenny lose this year? could be the year kenny remembers everything come on!

Funniest incident of the season? surprise me

Your name Stewart Taylor 

Who will win the league this year? annan

Who will be the most improved team this year? wigtown

Who will be bottom of the league? dumfries 

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? saints 

Who will score Newton's first goal? me hopefully 

First Newton player sent off and why? fizzle, biting

Which player will be injured the most? soccer or jake 

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? never 

How many different captains this season? 5 

How many games will we have cancelled? 34 

How many times will Syckes train? once 

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? hoss 

What will Kenny lose this year? all the new footballs

Funniest incident of the season? ??

Your name David Hyslop 

Who will win the league this year? Got to be the black and white stripes - Sadly not Newton  but Threave   

Who will be the most improved team this year? Wigtown - even though they were "a lot better than us last year"  

Who will be bottom of the league? The team with the least points 

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? I reckon it will be a Newton Fleet Star final but reckon we will edge it 

Who will score Newton's first goal? David Hughes - Biggest comeback since the Ultimate Warrior 

First Newton player sent off and why? fizzle - the new rule banning biting will cause him problems

Which player will be injured the most? Bring back Cleod 

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? nAnyone with a spare lung please phone 07707082258 

How many different captains this season? 19 

How many games will we have cancelled? Every 2nd home game 

How many times will Syckes train? oIs this a trick question? Probably the same as Liam 

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? am going for a nil nil draw or 1 all if you count getting off with each other  

What will Kenny lose this year? Hopefully his voice so we don't have to listen to his bad patter - only joking

Funniest incident of the season? Had to change this answer - but lets say it involved Rudd and a bus

     

Your name neily 

Who will win the league this year? reserves or threave 

Who will be the most improved team this year? wigtown

Who will be bottom of the league? dumfreis 

South team to do best in Scottish Cup? threave 

Who will score Newton's first goal? taylor 

First Newton player sent off and why? harry, being high

Which player will be injured the most? soccer  

Will Gary Finlay ever play again? never born alcaholic

How many different captains this season? 3 

How many games will we have cancelled? 20 

How many times will Syckes train? better aff wi stokes  

Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? crows 

What will Kenny lose this year? 2lb

Funniest incident of the season? no comment