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Your name Neil Hyslop
Who will win the league this year? Crichton have signed Kennedy and Saltys so should be strong again.
Who will be the most improved team this year? Annan! Wigtown will improve as well.
Who will be bottom of the league? Dumfries (now Heston) have changed their name but could still struggle.
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? Threave Rovers are always fit and well organised.
Who will score Newton's first goal? Stewart Taylor to break the barren run from the outset and then go goal crazy.
First Newton player sent off and why? Gags - another savage attack on an opposition player's rear end.
Which player will be injured the most? Few candidates here but few can match Soccer. Always struggles on though.
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? Yeah in the para-olympics team. Hope so because his banter is missed.
How many different captains this season? None - we ain't having a captain this year. Means we can't f*ck it up again.
How many games will we have cancelled? Every single game in Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb & Mar will be off.
How many times will Syckes train? Well he been there once already. Maybe surface again before the season ends.
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? Mark! He changes his relationship status on BEBO more than Cloy used to. Probably just cyber sex mind.
What will Kenny lose this year? Kenny is a WINNER and won't lose anything. He has got 'safe hands'.
Funniest incident of the season? Hoss pulls in Ireland AGAIN only to find out he/she was a transvestite.
Your name Gags
Who will win the league this year? stranraer reserves
Who will be the most improved team this year? annan
Who will be bottom of the league? fleet star
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? threave
Who will score Newton's first goal? garry marshall
First Newton player sent off and why? garry marshall (bad refereeing)
Which player will be injured the most? garry marshall
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? NO
How many different captains this season? 11
How many games will we have cancelled? 15
How many times will Syckes train? 5
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? HOSS
What will Kenny lose this year? head
Funniest incident of the season? ?
Your name Socrates
Who will win the league this year? whauphill berry pickers
Who will be the most improved team this year? garlieston united
Who will be bottom of the league? wigtown
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? newton stewart
Who will score Newton's first goal? fizzle
First Newton player sent off and why? harry fidler for eating a wean
Which player will be injured the most? ian walker the lad is a walking disaster
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? yes will play with fizzles nether regions
How many different captains this season? a bakers dozen
How many games will we have cancelled? a bakers
How many times will Syckes train? sykes or syckes? already been 1, so my answer is 1
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? Hoss wae his commercial status
What will Kenny lose this year? no weight
Funniest incident of season? jimmy rennie coming on at some point
Your name Wulnaldo
Who will win the league this year? threave, crichton or stranraer reserves
Who will be the most improved team this year? wigtown
Who will be bottom of the league? heston or mids
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? threave always cause a shock in the scottish
Who will score Newton's first goal? wulnaldo
First Newton player sent off and why? don't care as long as its no me
Which player will be injured the most? ?
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? could feature at some point through the season
How many different captains this season? 2 or 3
How many games will we have cancelled? at least 10
How many times will Syckes train? 5 at a push
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? whit you havn a laugh both ugly cunts no offence lol
What will Kenny lose this year? could be the year kenny remembers everything come on!
Funniest incident of the season? surprise me
Your name Stewart Taylor
Who will win the league this year? annan
Who will be the most improved team this year? wigtown
Who will be bottom of the league? dumfries
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? saints
Who will score Newton's first goal? me hopefully
First Newton player sent off and why? fizzle, biting
Which player will be injured the most? soccer or jake
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? never
How many different captains this season? 5
How many games will we have cancelled? 34
How many times will Syckes train? once
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? hoss
What will Kenny lose this year? all the new footballs
Funniest incident of the season? ??
Your name David Hyslop
Who will win the league this year? Got to be the black and white stripes - Sadly not Newton but Threave
Who will be the most improved team this year? Wigtown - even though they were "a lot better than us last year"
Who will be bottom of the league? The team with the least points
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? I reckon it will be a Newton Fleet Star final but reckon we will edge it
Who will score Newton's first goal? David Hughes - Biggest comeback since the Ultimate Warrior
First Newton player sent off and why? fizzle - the new rule banning biting will cause him problems
Which player will be injured the most? Bring back Cleod
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? nAnyone with a spare lung please phone 07707082258
How many different captains this season? 19
How many games will we have cancelled? Every 2nd home game
How many times will Syckes train? oIs this a trick question? Probably the same as Liam
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? am going for a nil nil draw or 1 all if you count getting off with each other
What will Kenny lose this year? Hopefully his voice so we don't have to listen to his bad patter - only joking
Funniest incident of the season? Had to change this answer - but lets say it involved Rudd and a bus
Your name neily
Who will win the league this year? reserves or threave
Who will be the most improved team this year? wigtown
Who will be bottom of the league? dumfreis
South team to do best in Scottish Cup? threave
Who will score Newton's first goal? taylor
First Newton player sent off and why? harry, being high
Which player will be injured the most? soccer
Will Gary Finlay ever play again? never born alcaholic
How many different captains this season? 3
How many games will we have cancelled? 20
How many times will Syckes train? better aff wi stokes
Will Mark or Hoss pull the most birds? crows
What will Kenny lose this year? 2lb
Funniest incident of the season? no comment