In case you are wondering this handsome gentleman is Kenny Dunse. Kenny is the club physio and vice chairman. If you ever get a serious injury on the park it is advisable to hobble of and phone an ambulance yourself rather than let Kenny anywhere near you. Unfortunately for all the ladies out there Kenny is married to Susan who kindly helps out around the club on a Saturday as well. Kenny is a real character and has his own unique brand of banter - to be quiet frank his patter is simply rank rotten. You couldn't meet a nicer guy though and if it wasn't for Kenny there probably wouldn't be a club. As well as putting in a power of work at the park, Kenny sells hunners and hunners of raffle tickets. One of the good guys - we all love him really!

Brian McKie (better known as Hoss) is the second best looking person at the club. Well in fact his role at the club is only an unnoficial one now because he was officially taken off the committee before he bankrupted us. Hoss was always trying to point referees in the right direction but sadly they didn't always appreciate the constructive points that he was trying to make. Away from the football Hoss (alias Rod Jeremy) is a bit of a porn star (they love him in Gatehouse) and on a recent trip to a Scotland match he actually missed the game itself due to work commitments. Hoss occasionally likes a wee drink but still manages to maintain his athletic build. He recently showed off a wide array of talents at the Galloway Thistle football festival. His display was full of showboating and if you wish to approach one of the team's co-managers you can have the privilage of witnessing this for a small fee (its worth it guys). Life is certainly never boring when the Hoss Boss is about!

Mark McKie is the result of one of the Hoss Boss's now legendary marathon sex sessions. The Galloway Thistle supersub is one of the teams biggest critics though. This all stems from the fact he thinks he should be playing. As far as Mark is concerned the only reason he ain't is because he doesn't come from Stranraer. He reckons he will be a Newton forward in years to come. A prop forward down at Bladnoch Park perhaps? His mother seems to have a sound knowledge of the game though. According to his BEBO page she has been urging him to retire from the beautiful game. Mark doesn't agree though and is quick to point out that he ain't even 20 yet. Fair enough mate but 19 st 11 lbs is quiet heavy for a footballer. We have spent a while trying to think of some good things to say about Mark on the site. Thats a few hours we ain't going to get back again!